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Lark: "Played through FF7 and 8 so many times nothing surprises you anymore? Can you recite every line of every Gundam Wing episode? Just not getting the same thrill?"
Sephiroth: "Stop sounding like a damn commerical, and just get to the point, woman!"
Lark: "Geez! Fine! Anyway, why not make the game more fun with a drinking game? And I'm talking about using *alcohol* either!"
Reno: "There goes *all* the fun."
Lark: "You can play with water. First one to pee loses." ^_^
Reno: "That's just disgusting."
Lark: "Shut up, Reno! Anyway, here are the three drinking games. One for FF7, one of FF8 and one for Gundam. I didn't make up the FF7 one, but I did make up the other two. If the FF7 drinking game is yours, please let me know so I can give you proper credit!"
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The Final Fantasy VII Drinking Game
The Final Fantasy VIII Drinking Game
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Cloud flips out: One drink.
Cloud flips out and tries to harm another party member: Two drinks.
Aeris hits on Cloud: One drink.
Lark: "Good thing it's no more than that or you'd be running to the bathroom in 5 minutes!"
Tifa hits on Cloud: One drink.
Yuffie hits on Cloud: Entire beverage.
Cid or Barret say "shit" or "goddamn" (uncensored): three drinks.
Cid or Barret swear (censored, with punctuation): Two drinks.
Cid or Barret say "hell," "damn," or "crap": One drink.
Anyone else swears (censored, as above): Three drinks.
Character,
player or otherwise, other than Cid or Barret swears,
counting
"hell," "crap" and "damn": Five drinks.
Aeris
swears: Stop drinking immediately and call AA. You've had too
much.
Lark: "Hehe!"
Barret makes some reference to Cloud's hairstyle: Three drinks.
Barret
says "There ain't no gettin' off this train we're on" or
variant:
Three drinks.
Anyone
else says same: One entire beverage per character, per
occurrence.
Each Level 4 Limit Break found: three drinks.
Aeris's
Level 4 Limit Break actually USED: Chug for duration of Limit
Break
sequence every time she uses it.
Lark: "I never even got her level 2...."
Yuffie asks to date Cloud at the Gold Saucer: Entire beverage.
Barret
asks to date Cloud at the Gold Saucer (yes, it happens): Drink a
whole
goddamn 12-pack.
Cid
or Tifa ask to try the snowboard game or chocobo races: five
drinks.
Lark: "She's always asking in my game!"
Every Materia liberated from Huge Materia: Entire beverage.
Every Sephiroth clone encountered: One drink.
Sephiroth clone dies, leaving item behind: Three drinks.
Sephiroth clone turns into boss monster: Entire beverage.
Any
reference made to the play "Loveless" be it a poster, sign, or in
dialogue:
Entire beverage.
Cid yells at Shera: One drink.
Cid says something nice to Shera: Entire beverage.
Someone refers to Cid as "The Captain": One drink.
Shera calls Cid "Cid": Five drinks.
Any appearance by one or two Turks: three drinks.
Appearance by ALL Turks: Five drinks.
Lark: "That only counts as Elena, Reno, and Rude I think, because *all* the Turks, including Tseng, never appear together."
Appearance by Vincent as a Turk: Entire beverage.
Battle with one Turk: Three drinks.
Battle with two Turks: Five drinks.
Battle with all Turks: Entire beverage.
Elena
slips up and gives important info away: Three drinks, plus all
players
must throw something at her (that won't break the TV). All
players
who miss must consume an entire beverage. Beating the piss out
of
anyone who breaks the TV is well within the rules.
Lark: "Lol! Yeah, you should really throw something, shouldn't you?"
Elena: "Hey!"
Any reference to Elena's crush on Tseng: Three drinks.
Each
cross-dressing item obtained in Wall Market: One drink. Two drinks
for
getting makeup put on.
Corneo
actually picks Cloud in the cross-dressing sequence: Entire
beverage
AND continue to chug until party is dumped in sewer.
Lark: "Oh crap. Cloud always gets picked in my game...."
Cid
falls asleep at any time outside an Inn (i.e. in the gondola at the
Gold
Saucer, on the bridge of the Highwind, etc.): Three drinks.
Reference made to Marlene by Barret: One drink.
Reference made to Marlene by any other character: Three drinks.
Any reference made to Zack: Three drinks.
Lark: "I love Zack." ^_^
Zack makes appearance in flashback: Five drinks.
Bugenhagen,
Scarlet or Heidegger laugh (Ho Ho Hoooo, Kya ha ha and
Gyaa
ha ha, respectively): Three drinks, PLUS all players must imitate.
Last
one to do so must drink an entire beverage.
Lark: "And you can shudder too while you're at it."
Rufus smooths his hair: Three drinks.
Lark: "And swoon." ^_^
Any
Shinra exec (Pres Shinra, Hojo, etc.) dies: Three drinks
and
cheer.
Lark: "Except for Rufus! Then you must cry hysterically and list the ways he could have lived!"
Sephiroth
uses Supernova: Chug for entire duration of Supernova
sequence.
Or just take a pee break.
Each
Enemy Skill learned: Three drinks, except Chocobuckle, White Wind,
Big
Guard, and ????. For those, an entire beverage is in order.
Lark: "I never bother with enemy skills."
Each
"silly weapon" found (i.e. Aeris's Umbrella, Cid's Mop, Cloud's
Nail
Bat): Three drinks.
Each best weapon found: Three drinks.
The Planet's scream is heard: Five drinks.
The
half-naked chick on the side of the Highwind is plainly visible:
Five
drinks.
Someone calls Red XIII "Nanaki": One drink.
Each new Limit Break learned: One drink.
Any reference to Seto or Lucrecia: Three drinks.
Palmer says "Hey-hey!": One drink.
Lark: "And shudder."
Each new vehicle gained (including Chocobo mutations): Three drinks.
Reeve
slips up and talks in Cait Sith's voice and vice versa: Three
drinks.
Lark: "Aw! He does that!? I love Reeve!" *hugs reeve*
Reeve: *blushes* "Oh dear..."
Clearly visible Shinra logo anywhere on screen: Two drinks per logo.
Lark: "And cheer! Uh...whoops."
Materia reproduces itself: Three drinks.
Yuffie gets airsick/seasick: Three drinks.
Sephiroth says "I am becoming one with the Planet": Five drinks.
Lark: "Like he doesn't do *that* every five minutes!"
Each reference to the Nibelheim incident: Three drinks.
Any battle against any of the Weapons: Entire drink.
Ultima Weapon defeated: Entire beverage.
Ruby or Emerald Weapon defeated: Drink until you pass out.
Each
usage of Knights of Round: One drink per Knight. Much fun with a
mastered
KoR, a Mimic Materia, and Emerald/Ruby Weapon...I personally
guarantee
SOMEONE will either pass out or throw up (possibly both) by
the
time that battle is over.
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Squall says "Whatever": One drink
Zell has some information for you: Two drinks
Rinoa hits on Squall: Two drinks
Quistis hits on Squall: Three drinks
Irvine hits on a chick: Two drinks
When Raijin says "ya know?": One drink
Fujin says "affirmative": Two drinks
Fujin talks like a normal person: 10 drinks
Seifer mentions he's the Sorceress' Knight: 2 drinks
A new GF is accquired: 2 drinks
You have to sit through a tutorial: 3 drinks
The thing you're fighting mocks you: 4 drinks
You use the "devour" ability: 5 drinks
and it works: 10 drinks
Selphie says Tee hee: 2 drinks
Someone calls Edea Matron: 1 drink
Irvine tips his hat: 2 drinks, and swoon
Zell flips out: 1 drink
Seifer calls Zell a chicken wuss: 1 drink
Quistis finishes Squall sentences: 4 drinks
Laguna does something dumb: 2 drinks
Kiros says "Ward says...": 5 drinks
Squall makes fun of Laguna: 3 drinks, and scold him
You see Nida: 5 drinks
Nida scolds Squall: 10 drinks, and throw stuff at the screen
You play cards: 1 drink
....and actually win: 10 drinks
Zone threatens to kill Squall: 3 drinks
Ellone says "Uncle Laguna": 2 drinks
Squall calls Ellone Sis: 2 drinks
Squall has a flashback: 3 drinks
Every time you get paid: 1 drink
Every time your SeeD rank goes up: 3 drinks
Or down: 5 drinks
You have to get on a train: 3 drinks
You actually use Carbunkle or Siren: 5 drinks
You boost a GF to 250: 10 drinks
You actually kill and Marborlo: Chug the whole thing
Zell says damn: 2 drinks
Anyone else does: 3 drinks
Irvine does something perverted: 2 drinks
You see a Moomba: 3 drinks
You meet someone cranky (general caraway, mayor dobe, martine): 5 drinks
Someone mentions NORG: 3 drinks, and shout boo!
The cafeteria is out of hot dogs: 2 drinks
The cafeteria has hot dogs: Chug 5 glasses
Zell complains how the cafeteria never has hot dogs: 3 drinks
Someone insults Zell: 3 drinks and boo them!
The girl with the pig tail hits on Zell: 4 drinks
Zell does or says something mean about Irvine: 3 drinks
Squall thinks: 1 drink
Squall does that sweeping gesture with his arm: 4 drinks and a cheer
Squall complains about being the leader: 3 drinks
Squall shows little concern for someone in need: 3 drinks, and scold him
The guy by the Timber train station gives you something: 2 drinks
You see the conceited SeeD: 5 drinks, and boo him!
You meet up with a Trepe: 3 drinks
"Eyes On Me" plays: 2 drinks, and sing along, even it's instrumental
Angelo comes without being summoned: 4 drinks, and say "good dog!"
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People Act surprised when a crappy mobile suit fails: 2 drinks, and laugh at them
Sometimes tries to self destruct: 3 drinks
...and does: 10 drinks
An ensign back talks: 3 drinks
Zechs' name is mispronunced: 1 drink
The pilots don't work together: 2 drinks
Treize strikes a pose: 2 drinks, and swoon
A guy crosses his legs: 3 drinks
Quatre says "beautiful" or something about outer space: 2 drinks
Treize says beautiful: 3 drinks
Wu-fei calls something weak: 2 drinks
Zechs calls himself weak or a coward: 4 drinks, and scold him
Heero says Relena: 2 drinks
Relena says Heero: 1 drink
Catherine wears a slutty shirt: 3 drinks
Heero says "mission, accepted": 2 drinks
Heero pulls out a gun: 2 drinks
Duo pulls out a gun: 4 drinks
Trowa pulls out a gun: 3 drinks
Wu-fei pulls out a gun: 5 drinks
People are shown fencing, or a fighting using swords: 3 drinks
The camera pans over Duo's body: 5 drinks, and swoon
Someone's eyes vibrate: 3 drinks
Someone bleeds: 3 drinks
Someone says crap or dammit: 4 drinks
Quatre says crap: 10 drinks
Someone says their full name: 2 drinks
Someone says or does something nonsensical or symbolic: 3 drinks
Someone says "it's a Gundam!": 1 drink, and shout "duh"!
Someone says "Trowa!": 2 drinks
You can't understand a thing Treize says: 2 drinks
Zechs wears his white outfit: 4 drinks, and shudder
Une's hair is down: 4 drinks
The pilots drink something: 4 drinks
Noin falls all over Zechs: 3 drinks
Lady Une falls all over Treize: 3 drinks
Treize makes a comment praising Zechs: 3 drinks
...and Lady Une looks unhappy about it: 5 drinks
Lady Une makes a comment bashing Zechs: 4 drinks
Quatre does something psychic or emphatic: 4 drinks
Wu-fei refers to Nataku: 3 drinks
Wu-fei refers to himself in the 3rd person: 5 drinks
Wu-fei says "woman": 4 drinks
They show the guy in the mobile suit before it explodes: 2 drinks
...and you hear him screaming: 4 drinks
Someone dies for Treize: 3 drinks
Someone dies for Zechs: 4 drinks
Dorothy comments on how much she loves War: 3 drinks
You see Relena's pink car: 2 drinks
Someone drives horrible: 3 drinks
Trowa does something circus like: 3 drinks
Duke Dermale, Tuburoff or anyone else evil dies: 5 drinks, and cheer
Treize dies: 10 drinks, sob hysterically and yell at Wu-fei
A girl cries: 4 drinks
Wu-fei cries: 4 drinks
Quatre cries: 5 drinks
Any other pilot cries (even if he's not aware of it!): 10 drinks
Treize drinks something obviosly alcholic: 3 drinks
Someone bashes OZ: 2 drinks, and boo them for me!
Duo wears his hat: 5 drinks
Relena does something hypocritical: 5 drinks, and throw stuff at her
They show that picture of the Peacecraft family, or the Sank Kingdom on fire: 3 drinks
Zechs takes off the mask while he's still in OZ: 10 drinks, and swoon
Trowa runs out of bullets: 3 drinks
A Gundam gets really damaged: 3 drinks
A pilot is arrested: 4 drinks
A colony is blown up: 5 drinks
Someone mentions they saw their death: 5 drinks
Dorothy calls Relena "Miss Relena": 1 drink
Dorothy says "Mr. Treize" or "Mr. Milliardo": 2 drinks
You see Dr J click his claw: 2 drinks, and shudder
Heero's at a computer: 2 drinks
Heero
and Zechs fight: 3 drinks