Sanctuary for the Abused Characters

Hojo: "That's right! We don't need Lark's webpage anymore! We have our own! And I'm in charge!"

Scarlet: "Kya haa haa! This will show them!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Nida: "That's right! We'll have our *own* rambles. I'm in charge of that!"

Hojo: "I'll help!"

Nida: ".....fine."

Hojo: "Look, I made a Shrine to us!"

Hojo: "That's me!"

Hojo: "Scarlet...and Heidegger."

Scarlet: "Hojo, why is your picture bigger than ours?"

Hojo: "Who's in charge here?"

Nida: "Where's my picture?"

Hojo: "....You don't have one."

Nida: "You can use this picture I drew of myself."

Nida: "Great, huh? I rock."

Scarlet: "Yeah....right..."

Hojo: "This page is for all the people too cool for Lark and her stupid room!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "That's why there are only four of us! Everyone else stinks....except Rufus." *dreamy sigh*

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! President Rufus!"

Hojo: "Silence, fools! Even him! There are no exceptions."

Nida: "Squall Leonhart's the biggest loser of them all. Thinks he can take over the Garden....I'll show him! He sucks at cards!"

Hojo: "Right. Now I have to give everyone the link to our rambles archive page! Oh yes, and I would like to introduce you to the newest member of our staff."

Hojo: *dreamy sigh* "Isn't he beautiful?"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! I'm still not convinced he's a man!"

Hojo: "Quiet you, this is Kuja. Everyone welcome Kuja."

Kuja: "I need a mirror."

Hojo: "Ah, yes, my love. We will have one shortly."

Nida: "Look who finally decided to get up off his ass and update!"

Hojo: "I have been busy."

Scarlet: "I know what he's been busy doing."

Kuja: *walks in* "Hello, all."

Hojo: "Ah, my love has arrived!" *goes to his side*

Kuja: "Where is my mirror?"

Hojo: "Oh, yes, that, I will get you a mirror soon."

Kuja: "I want one *now*."

Hojo: "Of course, my pet. HEIDEGGER!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa what?"

Hojo: "Go get Kuja a mirror."

Heidegger: "Gya haa, dumb ass." *walks out*

Nida: "I'd just like to tell everyone that I rock."

Scarlet: "I'd just like to tell everyone otherwise."

Nida: "Quiet, whore!"

Kuja: *impatiently* "Hojo, my mirror."

Hojo: "HEIDEGGER! GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!"

Heidegger: *entering* "Gya haa haa! I had to go to the ramble page to get one!"

Hojo: "No, you fool! You gave them the link!"

Kuja: *takes mirror* "Oh, well. All that's important is that I got what I wanted."

Hojo: "Yes, yes. That too."