The *Better* Character's Rambles!

Hojo: "I think we should archive our rambles."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! Me too!"

Nida: "Stop sucking up!"

Scarlet: "Uh...our rambles aren't really rambles. They're more like arguments."

Nida: "So? What do you think  they do in Lark's rambles?"

Scarlet: "....point taken."


"Ramble" #4

Hojo: "Shut up! All of you! It is time for an update."

Nida: "I think it's time I kicked your sorry excuse for a professor ass!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Hojo: "Silence! I can take down this page if I want! I'm the one doing all the work!"

Nida: *mumble* "Jerk."

Scarlet: "You're just upset cause Twilight ripped up your lame ass picture! Kya haa haa!"

Nida: "Stop laughing, skank! He blew you off!"

Scarlet: *mutters* "He'll come around."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! Who's up for some tiddly wink?"

Scarlet: *groans* "You always win."

Nida: "He cheats! I think he cheats!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! Nonsense! You all just *stink* at it!"

Scarlet: "We do not!"

Hojo: "Can we please *not* fight over a childish game?"

Nida: "We have to fight over something!!"

Hojo: "And why is that?"

Scarlet: "Because violence builds an auidence."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! So does sex!"

Nida: *inches away from scarlet* "Yeah, but we won't have none of that here."

Scarlet: *flips hair over her shoulder* "We don't need to be like Lark and act like ditzy hoebags to get people to our page!"

Nida: "Too late."

Scarlet: "That's it! You die!" *attacks nida*

Heidegger: *points* "Gya haa haa! Violence!"

Hojo: "No! No! No violence!! Stop it!"

Scarlet: *scracthing him with her nails* "Take *that* for calling me a ditzy hoebag!"

Nida: "Ow!! What, did you just get a manicure or something? Those things are leathal!"

Scarlet: *pausing to admire her nails* "Yes....Alfonse *does* do a nice job, doesn't he?"

Nida: *running for his life* "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Scarlet: "Where do you think you're going, wimp!" *chases after him*

Nida: "I'm not a wimp! I pilot the Garden!" *runs out*

Scarlet: "Garden sucks!" *follows*

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! She chased him onto the ramble page!"

Hojo: "No! You imbecile! You just gave them the link! When will you fools learn that you can't say those words without giving them the link?!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! What, ramble page?"

Hojo: "No! Stop it, stop it, stop it!!" *covers ears*


"Ramble" #3

Scarlet: "That piece of crap is still up?"

Nida: "It's not crap! You're crap!"

Scarlet: *hikes up skirt* "You wouldn't even know."

Nida: "That picture is a masterpiece! I bet Twilight would love it!"

(puff of smoke, and suddenly twilight appears)

Nida: "Hey! Look everyone! It's our buddy Twilight! Hi, Twilight!"

Twilight: "I'm not your buddy. You suck. I came to tell you to get my picture the hell off this crappy page!"

Nida: "Hey! I worked hard on this! And our page is not crappy! I know htbl!"

Hojo: "Don't you mean HT*M*L?"

Nida: "Shut up! That's what I said!"

Scarlet: "You're a moron."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Twilight: *rips the picture down and crumples it into a ball* "This is what I think of your picture!"

Nida: *sobs* "No! I spent ten minutes on that!"

Scarlet: "Hey, Twilight....you're pretty sexy." *runs a hand down his arm*

Twilight: *jerks arm away* "Ugh! Don't touch me, skank! I don't know where you've been!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "Shut up!" *smacks heidegger*

Twilight: "I'm outta here losers! Back to the rambles page!"

Nida: *sobs* "No! My beautiful picture!"

Hojo: "Nooooo!! He gave them the link back!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "That's it! You have to die!" *attacks heidegger*

Nida: "Now I have to start all over again...."


"Ramble" #2

Nida: "Anyway, I drew a picture of our new friend Twilight."

Nida: "Isn't it great? It should hang in a museum. I rock."

Scarlet: "...it sucks."

Nida: "Shut up, bitch!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "Shut up! Both of you!"

Hojo: "Now, now. Let's not fight like we always do. I have to give everyone the link to our rambles archive page!"

Scarlet: "We have a ramble archive page?"

Hojo: "Yes."

Scarlet: "...I don't remember writing any rambles."

Hojo: "We....kind of do."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "What the hell are you laughing at?!"

Hojo: "Come now. We have plans to make."

Nida: "Hey! Are you taking over again??"

Hojo: "No, you stupid, paranoid prick. I am merely trying to get things under control."

Nida: "I think you're trying to take over!"

Hojo: "I am not!"

Nida: "I think so!" *turns to scarlet* "What do you think?"

Scarlet: "I think you're both morons."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: *attacks heidegger* "I've had just about enough of you!!"

Nida: "Hey! No one calls me a moron! I'm good at cards!" *attacks scarlet*

Hojo: *sighs* "Not again."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa! I dare you to give them a link back to the rambles page!"

Scarlet: "You idiot! You just did!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa---whoops."

Hojo: *hand to his head* "Ruined again!"


"Ramble" #1

Hojo: "Okay, enough. Let's write our ramble."

Scarlet: "Make Rufus fall in love with me!"

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: *pushes Heidegger* "What's so funny?"

Nida: "Make me take over Garden!"

Hojo: "Uh....no."

Scarlet: "What do you mean, no?!"

Nida: "Hey, I thought we agreed *I* was in charge of the rambles!"

Hojo: "Uh....no."

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Nida: "Stop laughing, you fool! No wonder no one likes you!"

Heidegger: "Well no one likes you cause you're a bossy like prick!"

Nida: "I am not!" *pushes Hojo* "We said *I* was in charge of the rambles, you old coot!"

Scarlet: "Come on, let's work this out. We don't want to ruin the page! We just started!"

(Hojo and Nida start trying to kill each other)

Heidegger: "Gya haa haa!"

Scarlet: "Stop laughing, you idiot!" *they start fighting*

Nida: "Ha ha! You fool! I'll spite you good! I'll give them a link back to the Rambles Page!"

Hojo: "No you fool! You've ruined us!"

Nida: "Whoops..."


The End

Nida: "Back to our kick ass other page! I rock!"