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Lark: "Here
are a few Christmas Carols rewritten to fit FF in some way or another...
You should be scared..."
Zell: "Yo!
I wrote this kick ass song! It's called 'All I Want For Christmas' and
it's to the tune of the song...uh..by the same name." *sings*
"All I want
for Christmas is a Garden hot dog.
A Garden hot
dog.
A Garden hot
dog.
All I want
for Christmas is a Garden hot dog.
Then it'd
be a Merry Christmas.
It seems so
long since I could say: I ate a hot dog, ketchup and a bun!
Gosh oh gee
how happy I'd be, if I could only eat one!
All I want
for Christmas is a Garden hot dog.
A Garden hot
dog.
A Garden hot
dog.
All I want
for Christmas is a Garden hot dog.
Then it'd
be a Merry Christmas!"
*grins and
says* "Right, Squall?"
Squall: "Whatever."
Reno: "Rufus made me make a song about him even though he has nothing to do with Christmas. I think he's trying to make himself look good."
Rufus: *glares* "A-hem! I'm not too thrilled with that banner as it is!"
Reno: "Anyway,
the others are gonna chime in too, and here we go!" *sings*
"Rufus the
Shinra
Was a handsome,
pleasant soul
With his white
trenchcoat and his nice shot gun and two eyes full of mako!"
Rufus: "Reno!"
Reno: *sings*
Rufus the
Shinra is a big, fat jerk they say
He is made
of flesh but each dumbass knows
He won't come
to life some day."
Rufus: "I don't like how this is going!"
Rude: *sings*
"There must
have been something shoved up
His butt they
all thought
For when they
sold some lemonade
In seconds
they were bought!"
Rufus: "That is not appropriate for the song!"
Tseng: *sings*
"Rufus the
loser
was a mean
as he could be.
And the Turks
all say he could sell and buy
People just
like you and me."
Rufus: "Would you stop with that?! It was one time!!"
Reno: *sings*
"Smacketty
smack smack smack
Smacketty
smack smack smack
Look at Rufus
beat!
Smacketty
smack smack smack
Smacketty
smack smack smack
And it ain't
too neat!"
Rufus: "Okay, that was a poor rhyme. You did a bad job, Reno."
Reeve: *sings*
Rufus the
loser
Knew the money
was tight that day
So he said:
"Let's sell
and we'll all be well now don't you run away!"
Down to the
city
With a shotgun
in his hand
Shouting here
and there all around the square saying
"Buy them
if you can"
Rufus: "Is this *all* about buying people?"
Reno: *sings*
"He led them
down the streets of town
Selling everyone
he could
And he only
paused a moment when
I hit him
with some wood!"
Rufus: "That was lame."
Tseng: "Why are you the hero, Reno?"
Rufus: "The hero?!"
Reno: *sings*
"For Rufus
the Shinra
Had sold off
every Turk
But he waved
good-bye saying
'That was
work!
Oh, and I'm
a big fat jerk!"
Turks and Reeve: "The End."
Rufus: *turning red with anger*
Reno: *grins*
"I think he liked it."
Lark: "The FF guys and I made up our own version of the twelve days of Christmas." *looks at the banner* "Um... Who spelled 'Fantasy' wrong?" *looks at zell*
Zell: *shrugs*
Seifer: "If Zell mentions the Garden hot dogs, I'll *pound* him."
Zell: "They're good!"
Lark: "All right! That's enough! We're starting! Take it away, Vincent!"
Vincent: *clears throat and sings* "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: an angel on a fur tree."
Sephiroth: "What?! What kind of present is that!"
Lark: "It's not your turn! Shush!"
Zidane: *sings* "On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two monkey tails"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel on a fur tree."
Lark: *grins at zidane* "Is one of the tails attached to you?" *wink*
Zidane: "If you want it to be, baby." *grins*
Sephiroth: "All right! People are singing here!"
Seifer: *sings* "On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings*"Two monkey tails."
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Barret: *sings* "Yo! On the Fourth day o' Christmas my true love give to me! Four dumb emus--"
Red: "Oh good g-d."
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Reeve: "That was mean to Red. Didn't you check this song first, Lark?"
Lark: *staring at zidane--absently* "Huh?"
Reeve: "Nevermind."
Irvine and Reno: *grins* "On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOREGOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Sephiroth: "Give me a break."
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Sephiroth: "Lark, they're so predictable it's boring."
Kuja: *sings* "On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Sixs pics of me!" *grins*
Zidane: "Ack! How did you get in here!"
Lark: "Out out out!!" *pushes kuja out the door*
Kuja: "But I'm so pretty!"
Lark: *slams the door* "Ahem. Continue. Who was doing six?"
Reeve: "Um, me." *clears his throat* "On the sixth day of Christmas my true love game to me: six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Rufus: *nudges him* "We know who your true love is." *wink*
Reeve: *looks uncomfortable* "Stop it, Rufus."
Zell: *sings* "On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Seven Seifer's losing."
Seifer: "HEY!"
Reeve: *sings*"Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Seifer: *laughing* "Your true love is Squall, right, Zell? Hahahahahahaha--" *pause* "Wait, seven Seifer's *what*?!"
Lark: "Keep going!"
Sephiroth: *sings* "On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight someone's something--"
Lark: "What?!"
Zell: *sings* "Seven Seifer's losing--"
Reeve: *sings* "Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Lark: "Your part was the worst part so far, Sephiroth."
Sephiroth: "Quiet, woman! It means something to me..."
Rufus: "My turn!" *sings* "On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Nine Turks a dying!"
Turks: *gulp*
Sephiroth: *sings* "Eight Someones something."
Zell: *sings* "Seven Seifer's losing--"
Reeve: *sings* "Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Tseng: "...There are only 4 Turks..."
Rufus: "Then you each get killed twice. Except for you, Tseng. You get killed three times."
Tseng: *lots of sweat drops*
Squall: *sings* "On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ten Nida's drowning--"
Lark: "This is getting morbid..."
Rufus: *sings* "Nine Turks a dying--"
Sephiroth: *sings* "Eight Someones something."
Zell: *sings* "Seven Seifer's losing--"
Reeve: *sings* "Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Cid: *sings* "$%%#^#&#%^#$%*#^#$%@#$^#$^&#$!!!"
Lark: "Um... Okay, no. I'll do it." *sings* "On the 'leventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 'leven Sephy's pouting." *giggles*
Sephiroth: "Hey!" *pause* "Wait..."
Squall: *sings* "Ten Nida's drowning--"
Rufus: *sings* "Nine Turks a dying--"
Sephiroth: *sings* "Eight Someones something."
Zell: *sings* "Seven Seifer's losing--"
Reeve: *sings* "Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
Tseng: *sings* "On the twelfth day of Christmas my true Reeve--er...love gave to me: Twelve Midgar's exploding--"
Rufus: "Hey! Take that back!"
Tseng: "Well you want to kill us!"
Lark: *sings* "'Leven Sephy's pouting--"
Rufus: "You *deserve* it!"
Squall: *sings* "Ten Nida's drowning--"
Tseng: "So do you!"
Rufus: *sings* "Nine *Tseng's* a dying!"
Tseng: "No changing the song!"
Sephiroth: *sings* "Eight someone's something--"
Lark: "I do not understand that."
Zell: *sings* "Seven Sefier's losing."
Seifer: "You'll pay for that, chicken-wuss!"
Reeve: *sweat drops--sings* "Six paperclips--"
Irvine and Reno: *sing* "FIVE GORGEOUS CHICKS!" *high five*
Sephiroth: "Stop high fiving like rejects!"
Barret: *sings* "Four dumb emus--"
Red: "I dislike that part of the song."
Seifer: *sings* "Three gunblades--"
Zidane: *sings* "Two monkey tails--"
Vincent: *sings* "And an angel in a fur tree."
(silence)
Lark: "Well... It's done."
Tseng: *pouts* "I didn't like it."
Seifer: "Me neither."
Red: "Nor did I."
Lark: "....I
think I'll let the girls do it next year... Eh heh..."